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Saints Preserve us! By Mother Superior Chlymenaestra

Blessings and love to the Bride of Christ,


"Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world?
and if the world shall be judged by you,
are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?" 1 Corinthians 6:2




There are countless blessed and honoured saints many famous and obscure whom are venerated and preyed upon by God's Holy flock. In fact these saints and martyrs living in God's Holy Mansions rent free, play an important role in our everyday lives. Just like the Bible is useful for guidance so too are the saints we propitiate.



Saint Winifred



Did you know that there is in actuality a Saint Winifred? Saints who were born in a Christian and loving pietistic environment generally end up dying in a fashionably brutal, sadistic and voyeuristic way. Saint Winifred's life is no exception to this rule.



Here is a brief outline:




Saint Winifred was born into a pietist family, raped at 16 by drunken louts, performed signs and wonders soon after and was famous for laying on of curses, hexes and the like in the name of God. Cursing, and curing sexual diseases was also her forte, Winifred is also known for being a patron saint of fertility and for easing menstruation and birth. She was a renowned herbalist, vegetarian and wise woman. Towards the end of her career she became an Anchoress (a walled -in recluse), attracting pilgrims who sought her advice, healing and oracular powers. She died untimely at 20 when her oracular visions and prophecies accused the church of harlotry, abomination, and insurrection against God and demonstrated the "blood of the slain saints in Christ" (p.199) quite literally and uniquely in front of the papacy during menstruation.

She was burnt at the stake for heresy - order by Pope Leo IV. That same year Pope Leo IV died and his successor Pope John VIII grieved that the ruling had not been revoked, saying that he was "led and instructed to document That God's Holy Spirit, which resides in the Anointed Intercessor for mankind, living or dead was still Grieving over the demise of Winifred." However, interestingly enough, Pope John the VIII was in actual fact none other than Pope Joan, the first woman Pope who is most probably best hailed as the first Catholic Feminist of her time Circa 853 AD. Or at the very least, the first Pope who truly "walked on the wild side."



Some Devotions you may wish to use:



A prayer to remove affliction


Blessed and Holy Saint Winifred,
ease my troubled soul and body and cure me of this infestation which afflicts me.
Oh Precious One who kneels before the throne of God
I beseech thee to intercede on my behalf and remove this unholy condition from me.
I'll be ever so grateful, bless you Oh Special One in God's Holy Name. Amen.





A prayer to turn the other cheek



I turn to you in my hour of need Oh Stainless Saint,
I ask you to favour me with your beatific gaze and reward me with your thrift action.
I ask that you turn my enemies away from me now
and restore my inner peace that is hard to find.
I pray that their bottoms sting in your Holy Name. Amen




A prayer for facing adversity

Sanctified and Blessed one.
O Sweet St. Winifred
I ask that you grant and hear my prayer of supplication to you
and give me the inspiration to hold my head high
and to be inspired and overcome all things in the face of adversity.
You are my rock. Amen.




A prayer for guidance

Oh Favoured and Blessed one of Christ
I ask you to pray for me.
Ease my soul and grant me your oracular and visionary guidance.
Be my guide O Daughter of Heaven
and guide my footsteps along the path you will show me.
I thank you for helping me and hearing my prayers. You rock! Amen.





Bibliography:

"Religious Reconstruction," by Helen James, Fontaine Books 1906, from "SaintWinifred," p. 197-200