Possession is nine tenths of the law: by Sister Amelia
Truly treasured, perceptive and discerning in Christ,
"For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities,
against powers, against rulers of the darkness of this world,
against wickedness in high places." Ephesians 6:12
To battle
Once again the True In Christ are called to battle against the dark forces that reign supremely in the world. Yes, that's right we're fighting against the Devil's minions, unclean sprites who have possessed the New Age Cultists called Aetheists (note the demonic corruption of the word atheist), vegetarians, vegans and animal activists. Pastor John of West Side Church of God has for the last twenty years valiantly battled these evil spirits who have somehow managed to possess their normally harmless hosts. He explains that "These immoral Aetheists, vegans whatever they are want to call themselves are really devious politically correct reprobates, who will stop at nothing to confuse, and confound The Faithful." He goes on to say that, "Many a time now, I have had to fight scripture for scripture with them and God knows it's a battle and a test of stamina and will power to defeat these minions of Satan."
Out of the blue
So where did these politically correct reprobates originate?
According to legend, the Bible, they were evil spirits who were cast out by Jesus into a herd of pigs: "And forthwith Jesus gave them leave. And the unclean spirits went out, and entered into the swine; and the herd ran violently down a steep place into the sea and were choked to death." Mark 5:13 Having done some solid research into this unusual phenomenon I found that there were at least 2000 unclean spirits, less than 40% actually went into the herd of pigs and those that did, as we know, made the pigs suicide thus being free to possess other unsuspecting victims. This dear Treasured in Christ is one of many reasons why possessed Aetheists/vegans and vegetarians advocate that "meat is murder" sacrilegiously blaming our Beloved Lord Jesus for animal cruelty whilst simultaneously remembering the horrors of being mad demon possessing pigs.
One of the reasons why Jews do not eat pork is because demons frequently possessed pigs when they were discovered in humans.
Pastor John's Ministry has taken him all over the globe where he has had to "Heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils." Mathew 10:8. His Calling finally led him to settle at West Side Church of God, where he was hoping to have a quiet normal life as a preacher man. But he soon found out that God had other ideas. "Minnesota is practically the equivalent of the Hell Mouth in SunnyDale." He told me that "Sarah Michelle Gellar and her Scooby Gang would be in their element here." One of the many strange but true accounts which have befallen our plucky demon busting Pastor is that he has exorcised possessed animals from parrots to talking dogs. A tip he says is to rebuke it immediately for conversing with you no matter how nice, chummy, pally or polite it is to you. Wield your bible and quote a barrage of scriptures at it, and command it to hug the nearest tree.
Disturbed
"There came also a multitude out of the cities round about unto Jerusalem,
bringing sick folks, and them which were vexed with unclean spirits: and they were healed every one." Acts 5:16
Most disturbing is the news that these possessed Aetheists are hell bent on converting others to the immoral life styles of vegetarianism and veganism and being brazen enough to attack the holy sacrament and communion which is a sacred rite of Christianity. They claim that cannibalism no matter how symbolic is "just not right." One of the ways Pastor John deals with this unholy menace to society is to speak in tongues, he has no idea what he says but apparently it works. "This unholy gibberish drives the possessed mad and they soon give up quoting the bible inappropriately. In fact we now have daily services where we happily 'tongue' the possessed and give Satan a good licking. We also exorcise the afflicted in mental institutions bringing back care into the community."
What are the signs of possession?
Society as a whole is at risk to this demonic counter culture and the victims and casualties need to be released from bondage. Pastor John our leading light in possession has given a list of what to look out for if you suspect a loved one or friend under demonic aetheist, vegan or vegetarian influence.
1 - They are sexually perverse and immoral. Most demonically possessed are homosexuals, lesbians, transsexuals, transvestites, masturbators, child molesters, ravers, feminists and abortionists.
2 - They have a compulsion to abuse their bodies. Drugs, alcohol, gluttony, abuse or misuse of other substances
3 - They have a compulsion to abuse their bodies. Masturbating, adornment of tattoos, body piercing etc.
4 - A refusal to eat meat- notably pork. They are often tree huggers, and can't resist hippie clothing, often radical about animal rights etc
5 - They often use foul language under the guise of Tourettes Syndrome. They have mental disorders and are mentally oppressed. Some symptoms are anxiety, depression, fear, disorientation, claustrophobia, xenophobia and an ungodly desire to play games on Xbox, Playstation etc
6 - They are in spiritual bondage. They have a lack of freedom or joy in the Lord and are also repulsed by Godly music. This is one of many a sure sign
7 - They are invariably involved in occult practices: Satanism, fortune telling etc and are inevitably drawn to seeking spiritual knowledge through Eastern Religions and other counterfeit religious groups for instance TM, Yoga, humanism etc.
8 - They have psychological and physical disorders: such as limping, lisping, split personalities and being facially challenged.
9 - They have an inability to repent of sin and quote the bible and giggle inappropriately
10 - They have abhorrence for people speaking in tongues.
What can we do?
"For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved." Romans 10:13
The message is clear; we must prey upon and pray for the spiritually afflicted heathens who are possessed by Satan's wiley creatures of light. If you are possessed then you need to get help. Get on your knees and pray that God will forgive you your blasphemy, cleanse you and be your best friend for life and allow the Holy Spirit to re-possess you. Thus you can lead a Godly, pure and Christian lifestyle, eating meat, praising God, hating your family and nourishing yourself with God's Daily Bread: the Bible.
Praise!