For well over a millennia Jesus has been searching for: The One. That certain someone special who truly connects with Him on a level that goes beyond the shallow juvenile fantasy of having a personal relationship with a demi god which is nothing other than a teenage crush with someone who has absolutely nothing in common with his mindless fan club...

That would be YOU Dear Abrahmic Reader.

However just to make it crystal clear. I. Am. The. One.

You see ever since Jesus met me, He and I, have an active social life which he has never had with any of His fans. And it hasn't been wont of trying on His part. Jesus has always known that there is more to acting than typecasting. In the same vein that there is more to immortality than stereotype. In the same vein that Boredom has a wide spectrum as has Change. And that even gods, demi gods, angels and demons, spirits and entities need to have a meaningful hobby.

So we decided to explore the idea of a Book Club behind the backs of His saints..... after all the very idea if it went public would mean mass hysteria on the part of Joe Christian who cannot imagine his god actually having a life let alone halitosis.

It's true: I've been teaching jesus about oral hygiene and how important that Imagery is Everything.

But I digress.

The book club.

To cut a tedious story short, Jesus and I have started one. It's been going for 6 years, 6 months and 6 days which I think is worth celebrating especially considering that 666 is the favourite numeral of Jesus and we have a secret membership of 144,000 mainly based in Britain, Greece, and Turkey, which add up to 7 Groups that coincidentally mirror the 7 churches in the book of revelation if we over look Britain.

I say secret membership purely because Jesus has decided to be picky and actually vetoes potential members who want in. So militant and fanatical wastrels simply don't stand a chance. Our aim here is simply to enjoy Reading books and discuss them, as well as being entertained by Guest Speakers who talk about their works of art in the manner of charades.

That way no one gets bored. And the Speaker interacts with his or her audience.

Books, poetry and cartoons that have been under discussion are:

Clive Barker: Christine
Merlin Stone: When God Was A Woman
Julian May: The Pliocene Saga
Ray Bradbury: Fahrenheit 451
Anton LeVey- The Satanic Bible
Aleister Crowley: The Holy Book Of Thelema

Toyah Wilcox: Diary Of A Facelift
Marge Piercy: Woman On The Edge of Time
Yahweh: Mein Kampf/God On The Edge Of A Nervous Breakdown (an autobiography)

The Nag Hammadi and other colourful jokes: by Penguin Books

Robert Graves: The White Goddes
Herman Hesse: The Glass Bead Game
Mother Theresa: Sticky Fingers
The Bhagavad Gita
The Karma Sutra

The reason why We are telling you of our Elite Club is because you may be interested in reccomending authors and titles you feel we as a group might be willing to discuss after we've poohed poohed your idea.

If on the other hand you'd like to be a Member of our group just remember these three little words: we'll call you....